This is what I do when I should be studying.

Friday, December 2, 2011

So, I've got my last final in about 9 hours and I've been studying like crazy.  I thought I'd take a break and for some reason, went to YouTube to watch a video of Dolly Parton singing "Jolene."  My sisters are forced to go to Jo-Ann's (the craft/fabric store) with me often and one of them wrote a sweet version of this song that goes like this, "Jo-Ann's, Jo-Ann's, Jo-Ann's, Jo-Aaaaaaaaaan's, I'm begging of you, please don't sew my pants."

This is what I watched.

It's awesome.  

Then, I just fell into the black hole of YouTube.  I clicked on another video from the "Related Videos" sidebar and just watched weirder and weirder stuff.  This mostly stayed on music videos (by virtue of the sidebar) and luckily for you, I've decided to share the awesomeness that happened.

Now, this is gonna get embarrassing, but don't judge me.  ;)  And... I didn't watch very much of very many of these videos.  Most of them got from 15 seconds to maybe a minute and a half of viewing time.  Here goes.

From "Jolene" I watched the White Stripes' version.  This thing is super sweet.  I love that he didn't change the words (to make the lyrics work for a guy.)  I kind of hate it when people do that to a classic song.

You're welcome for that.

It just all went down hill for a while after that.  First, Miley Cyrus and Dolly sing it.  Then, Alison Krauss killed it, as she is wont to do.  I stayed on that pretty lady for a while, with "Down to the River to Pray" which kills me every single time Alison sings it.  Then I watched the version from Oh Brother Where Art Thou? the version from Oh Brother Where Art Thou? which is an awesome movie.  So, then I watched the video for "Man of Constant Sorrow." (By the way, "Soggy Bottom Boys" is a brilliant name for a band!)  I always remember the English family singing that song.  After that, I clicked on a link for a scene from a movie that I've never seen; it is, however, on my list.  (I have a giant list of movies that I've never seen but "Oh my god! You totally have to!")

Dueling banjos from Deliverance.

I knew that Steve Martin had been playing music, but his version of "Dueling Banjos" on Letterman was pretty awesome/funny.  (So is his book, Shopgirl, you should read it.)  

I know I said it went downhill earlier, but that was a lie (just embarrassment that I was about to admit I watched a video of Miley Cyrus singing.)  This is actually when it got bad.  Disclaimer, I watched only a few seconds of most of the following videos.  I did, however, click on them, so I have to deal with the consequences.  I watched a clip from some show about Taylor Swift in high school from a long time ago.  Then, a horrible quality (the video, Breeny, not her) performance of her song "Tim McGraw" sang to the actual Tim McGraw at some country awards show.  Then, evidently Nicki Minaj sang that "Super Bass" song at one of Taylor's concerts (Taylor's such a cute little white girl dancer!)  For some reason, this linked me to a video of a teenage girl doing the dougie?  Then, the First Lady (who I love - we would so be best friends) getting down.  Obama did a bit of dancing on Ellen.  Justin Bieber and Willow Smith whipped their hair back and forth.  I told you it was bad.

Somehow, from there I fell into a crazy vortex of wedding parties doing what they said was THE BEST WEDDING DANCE EVAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!  They were all horrible, and I won't subject you to all of them.  At this point, I was pretty committed to only changing videos via the "Related Videos" sidebar and I thought I'd never get out of this heinous dancing video hell.  One of the worst actually saved the day, because the half-drunk bridesmaids doing the Slumdog Millionaire dance to "Jai Ho" gave me a link to something else.  The AH-MAY-ZING (no sarcasm here, I mean it!) Pussycat Dolls' version. (I can't tell if this was the worst or best thing I watched all night.)  That led me to this next video, which I watched the whole thing of, because I love, love, love, love, love Bollywood movies.  It's pretty old school and the set reminds me of a scene in the Shirley Temple version of The Little Princess.

My friend Ayla and I used to rent Bollywood movies from I Love Video all the time.

 I watched the "Jai Ho" scene from Slumdog Millionaire and relived my dreams of doing a giant dance number with a crowd of strangers.  I watched "Sway" by the Pussycat Dolls. I just officially wrote the words "Pussycat Dolls" way too many times.  This lead into a performance of "Lady Marmalade" by Christina Aguilara and the gang.  So what if I know the entire rap verse to this song?  That's the least of my sins tonight.  I went to a couple of songs from Back to Basics (It's a killer cd!  The second half was recorded on old school equipment and it's got a great sound to it.) like Candyman.  The song "I Got Trouble" is my favorite song of hers and one I'd really like to perform with a live band someday. If you just heard the singing, you'd never guess it was a modern song/recording.  This led to an over-sang performance of   That last click finally started taking me to a good place.  First was an Etta James version of the song.


Love the outfit.

In a welcome respite from the earlier crap, I listened to Etta's version of "My Funny Valentine."  I then remembered that Amy Winehouse was a really talented jazz singer - this live recording of "Lullaby of Birdland" is awesome!    You know when the sidebar showed me an Adele video, I immediately went there.  There was a interview with her where she was all adorable and British.  Then, a longer version (the British adorable-ness.)  I'll watch a cute little kid sing anything, but a cute little girl and her dad singing "Rolling in the Deep?"  I'm there.  This being, of course, the dad/daughter combo that everyone has seen singing that "Home" song.

How many marriage proposals did that dad get after this video?
(2:50 starts the best moment)

If you're talking about cute little girls singing songs, I'm sure all of you have seen those little girls sing "Super Bass" on Ellen... Well, they were red carpet interviewers at some awards show. It was awesome to see the stars' responses to them.  

Then, I decided I should stop wasting time and study some more.  Then, I didn't study and wrote a blog post instead.  Now, I should probably study.




Decor books that I want.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Hey, it's Christmas soon(ish) and somebody might get these for me!

If you knew of my love for the oft-mourned Domino,
you'll understand how excited I am for this book from it's old editor.


I want to do the project from the cover so badly!
How many old beat up leather chairs have you seen
that would be perfect with a patch over the rip in the seat?
(Answer: SO MANY! And for so cheap!)


One of the best decor websites around;
the book is supposed to be fantastic!


Kelly Wearstler is a little craycray with the serious amount of glamour for my tastes,
but the girl can make some pretty things...


We can't talk about the editor of Domino writing a book,
without talking about the Domino book itself.
How can I hoard the few copies of Domino that I actually own and not have the book?

The. Best. Ever.

Monday, November 28, 2011




Bread pudding with dried Bing cherries and pecans, Mexican Vanilla ice cream from Amy's, and some Maker's on the rocks.

Best post-shift/pre-studying meal ever.

What do I do instead of study for finals week?

Sunday, November 27, 2011


Obviously, go to karaoke with Clint and Lauren.

I swear, I'm being productive on my house.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

I've done quite a lot lately with the house, well, the living room mostly. I've just been bad about taking pictures. I took a bunch of pictures of my bookshelves, but they're on Hannah's camera, so I'll post about those when I'm all done.

I did get the supplies for a bunch of projects this week, so as they get finished, I promise I'll share them.

On Wednesday, the littlest seester and I went thrifting and got some serious booty. I got a lamp, which she hated, but whatever and a side table. The table was the perfect size for my low couch (and only $8 at Savers!) and the lamp is awesome. Lemme just show you.



I like the warm wood tones and the metal legs will tie into the coffee table (if it ever gets made.). I'm trying to take in my succulents now that it's getting cold, but I love the way they look in my house so much that I'm worried I won't give them back to the porch when it's warm again. But let's take another look at that lamp, shall we?



It's a cat! (Well, some sort of feline, a panther or a leopard or something.) It gets better: hiding behind that succulent on the left is...




A baby cat! (or panther or whatever)

I'm trying to decide whether to paint it or not. I could always use more glossy white in the room, now that I have such a colorful rug, but I like the way the soft green looks with the couch. We'll see.

Yes, you read that right. I got a rug! The concrete floors are gorgeous, but come winter, they would be freezing! This might be one of the all time great Goodwill finds for me... $25!



As soon as I get the couch's legs attached (which will be never because I've been to Lowe's three times for different tools and I can't get them to stay on!) I'll put the rig in place. Even now, though, it makes me happy when I walk I the house.

It's all coming together, folks.

Next on the agenda, a ceiling light for the living room, giant wall art for the kitchen with Beatles lyrics, and a dozen or so of these...




Try to figure that one out!

Two weeks and one day. I have a deadline.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

So the seester and I have decided to host Thanksgiving dinner at our house this year.  We're a little worried about the ratio size of our kitchen to the amount/awesomeness of the food we'd like to make, but we'll be fine.  All we have to do is worry about living up to the amazeballs-ness of Thanksgiving 2010 and its amazeball food.  (Hannah HATES it when I use the word amazeballs. Like... hates it with the passion of a thousand suns.  I put hate in red so you'd feel the fire of her emotion.)

Anyways, we gave ourselves (myself) Thanksgiving as a deadline to get the living room/dining room/kitchen (if I can get to it) together.  I put my bookshelves up (a whole post to come, as soon as I get all the books arranged!) and Hannah finished painting the living room for my birthday (seriously, that's what I asked for as a birthday present.) So, the boxes of books are out of the living room and the stacks of art and boxes of decorating "stuffs" should be gone soon.

I figured I'd list out the things I need to do, and it would (maybe/kinda/sorta) keep me accountable to getting this stuff done.  I'm also including things I've already done because I find it very depressing to have a to do list with absolutely nothing crossed off of it.  (You get it Dad, right?)  It's my blog, I can be as ridiculous as I want!

LIVING ROOM
- Couch
  * Buy
  * Stain legs
  * Drill holes for legs/attach
  * Get/sew some pillows (couch is cute, but a bit uncomfortable without any pillows) - i.e. decide color scheme for whole room.  No biggie!


Horrible craigslist ad photo.  Awesome couch.

Things that I think are awesome (the I don't want to study for my History of Rock exam edition)

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

These fairytale posters.  Gorgeous.



There are a bunch of them (by Square Inch Designs) and I would love them to have them all framed together on a nursery wall.  The color palette in the Princess and the Pea one is gorgeous.

--------------------------------------

These necklaces are so Carrie, but even chicer.  Calligraphy necklaces by Brevity.


--------------------------------------



If you were a little boy, wouldn't you love this as a desk?


Toys as drawer pulls?  I die. 

--------------------------------------

Not that I'm anywhere near close to getting married, but I love these as engagement rings (sometimes the budget just isn't there for the big'un right away.) 


Best part.  All of the rings in her Etsy shop are under $300.  Three.  Hundred. Dollars.  I know... I know...

--------------------------------------

This was probably for an assignment or something in a color theory class, but I'd like this on a giant scale.  Evane?  Christmas present?
 

--------------------------------------

You're welcome.

I know everything that I think is awesome is truly awesome... So, you're welcome for showing you some truly awesome things.

 

genius, obviously. All rights reserved >>>>> © Blog Milk Design